Appendix D

Date
Monday, 8/17/2020, 3:00 pm Length: 3:18:25

Title
The Day It Was Kitchen Sink XI And Josh Showed Just How Many Different Hats He Wears And Balls He Juggles As Host Of The Stretch, While Mary Held An M&M Tasting And Emoted To Various Power Ballads

Link
Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/629576701328572

Noteworthy Details
Special Episode Location: Living Room Secret Surprise Special Guest: N/A

Summary
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Episode Description

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Quotes and Taglines:

 * “What’s this show called again?”
 * “That’s how you can tell which song is which; one of them has the non-Tweedy-riffic chord. It’s still a good chord.” (on Taylor Dayne-Wilco mashup)
 * “OK…let’s roll along, shall we?”
 * “I played a mashup at Fenway; I’ve been experimenting more with mashups there because, like, why the hell not, right? Also, it’s fun. Also, it keeps me sharp for doing this show.”
 * “Mikael (Jorgensen) said someone said that should be a theme for the next Solid Sound. You mean like mashing up Wilco songs with pop songs?  I’d be delighted to be a consultant on that project, or something. That sounds like a blast.”
 * “I feel like that should be on my business card: Impressing The Kids Of Middle-Age Musicians…With Weird Covers Of Their Songs.” (on playing Redd Kross’ Stay Away From Downtown and being contacted by the band, who were his favorite when he was in college)
 * “They have a bunch of other stuff on Showtime that I was not really interested in. You guys know me, I’m not really into movies — unless they’re documentaries about music, basically.” (on watching Motown documentary as part of Showtime free trial)
 * “Oh good lord, who requested this?” (on Cotton-Eye Joe)
 * “I don’t know numbers. I know avocado’s number, because it’s a healthy fat.” (on Mary’s fortuneteller game during RPMFTAZ)
 * “I can’t believe people are still watching this. Numbers are dwindling rapidly.” (after attempted juggling of M&Ms)
 * “Don’t worry, Jean, they cut us off after four hours; Facebook Live has a four-hour limit.”
 * “Who asked for this Baseball Project song that I don’t remember? I’m in this band. I don’t know their songs.” (on Ichiro Goes To The Moon)
 * “This is a dumb song, but people love it.” (on In The Summertime by Mungo Jerry)
 * “Someday nostalgia’s all we’ll have because this show will be over and, who knows, we might not even keep the episodes up online. We might take them down or something, right? Lucky for you guys, we’re lazy. That’s all I’m gonna say about that.”
 * “Oh, it’s a guilty pleasure, but like severely guilty. Like life sentence kind of guilty, without parole, that’s how guilty it is.” (on I’ve Never Been To Me by Charlene)

Baseball Card of the Week

 * 1982 Fleer Eddie Miller

Player of the Week

 * N/A

Album of the Week

 * Stevie Wonder – Where I’m Coming From

Hatter or No-Hatter?

 * SO MANY HATTER

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