Episode 89

Date
Monday, 6/22/2020, 3:00 pm Length: 2:42:49

Title
The Day The Long-Awaited, Eagerly Anticipated TV Theme Show Finally Happened And So Many Prizes Were Awarded, Including Emmys, Wesleys, Pezlies And Kelly Hogan’s Sparkly Mullet TV Theme Cap

Link
Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/616093935698205

Noteworthy Details
Special Episode Location: Living Room Secret Surprise Special Guest: N/A

Summary
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Episode Description

 * TV Theme Theme Day (it wasn't a myth!!)
 * Josh wore the time traveling TV Theme Theme Day hat! (the time loop is complete) - delivered via Amazon or the Space and Time Postal Service
 * Cereal intermission / Saturday Morning cartoons
 * Moving message at end of intermission
 * John W. day off (hit streak continues)
 * Mary plays Joshfare
 * KMR began her official stint as scorer and became statistician

Quotes and Taglines:

 * 7IS Theme Song (sung by Josh and Mary, to the tune of the theme from All In The Family, aka Those Were The Days): Boy, the way Josh Kantor plays // He’s been going eighty-nine days // Sometimes it feels like one big haze // These are our days // And when we don’t know just how // To cope with what life allows // We can look to leaders // just like William Barber now // Even when our heads aren’t clear // Even when our friends aren’t near // We still have a respite here // These are our days
 * “I’m not so much of Fibonacci guy, I admit. If you want to judge me for that, I guess I’m OK with that.”
 * “Because consarn it, we care.”
 * “This one’s gonna be a struggle, you guys. I should not be opening with this. But that’s how chatstraction works. I’m highly suggestible. I see the word Hawaii or Mary says the word Hawaii and I’m off to the races. I’m not off to the races … I don’t know what I’m off to.”
 * “Didn’t have time to practice. Also don’t enjoy practicing.”
 * “Why do I keep picking the ones I don’t really know?”
 * “I’ve never played this song before in my whole life. I’ve never practiced it; I’ve never tried to play it. It could be a disaster. But my brain is telling me it’s not that complicated.” (on the theme from The Monkees)
 * “I was looking at this list just now and I was like, ‘Man, we’ve got a lot of TV themes on this list. That’s weird.’ Honest to God, that was the thought that was in my head just now.”
 * “I’m having a blast. I’m still terrified, but I’m having a blast.”
 * “I still haven’t learned it, but it’s time for me to attempt to fake my way through it.”
 * “Everybody get your Joe Cocker impression voices ready...”
 * “I’m gonna say I’m glad I don’t know that one.” (on Mary singing the chorus to the theme from Adventures of the Gummi Bears)
 * “I really wanna play this one because I love this tune. Doesn’t mean I know how to play it well, as always.”
 * “I’m smelting additional Emmys over here, guys.” (RPM)
 * “It was 48 hours of constant panic.” (on preparations for the TV theme show)

Baseball Card of the Day

 * Ozzie Smith (Padres): [placeholder]

Player of the Day

 * TBD

Album of the Day

 * N/A

Hatter or No-Hatter?

 * TV Theme Theme Day Hat

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