Episode 95

Date
Sunday, 6/28/2020, 3:00 pm Length: 1:26:00

Title
The Day None Other Than Dale Murphy Was A Surprise Guest, Chatted About His Life And Career And Became The Stretch’s Inaugural Hall Of Fame Inductee (Elected Unanimously On The First Ballot, Of Course)

Link
Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/660421154830969

Noteworthy Details
Regular Episode Location: Living Room Secret Surprise Special Guest: Baseball Player Dale Murphy of the Atlanta Braves

Summary
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Episode Description

 * Started at 4:01 pm
 * Opened with song about putting Dale Murphy into HoF
 * Then... LIVE INTERVIEW WITH DALE MURPHY! 😲😲😲 SSSG
 * Latest start time for Stretch (0:48 in)
 * Plays "Centerfield" in 5/4 swing
 * Dale Murphy is "inaugural inductee by unanimous vote" into 7IS HoF (stickie award)
 * #GoodDecisionMarieAward for leaving to have dinner w/ her family
 * Maryellen's Blixtieth Birthday

Quotes and Taglines:

 * “You guys, we do whatever we want. We’re not beholden to executives or Chloe Jr. or sponsors, although we listen to Chloe Jr.”
 * “I was trying to figure out some questions to ask that wouldn’t embarrass me.”
 * “I was like, ‘What the H’ is going on?’” (on finding out that Dale Murphy was living in Boston in the late 90s and was a customer of Mary’s at the farm stand she worked at)
 * “If you see something great, I’ll take it.” (on whether Mary should write down any more requests)
 * “Those Kinks Kinks, they sure know how to write ‘em write ‘em.” (after mashup of Waterloo Sunset and Sunny Afternoon)
 * “I have this weird compulsion where I have to make things harder for myself than they need to be. It’s OK, I’m in therapy about it. But in the meantime, maybe this will help me work through some of those issues…”
 * “This is making it way, way, way, way, way harder than it needs to me. … Guys, I’m going to play it in 5/4 swing. Why? I truly do not know.” (on Centerfield by John Fogerty)
 * “That is what they call, in the business, ‘a get.’” (on Josh’s niece appearing as a show guest early on)
 * “I tried to play this on the show once before; I couldn’t remember it and I still can’t remember it, but I’m gonna try again. Or maybe I remember it? Let’s find out the hard way, right?“ (on Tom Jones’ Delilah)
 * “Some days it might even be a good decision to not even bother to tune in in the first place, like maybe even most days…”
 * “I didn’t want to look like a goof while I was being a goof talking to Dale Murphy because then it would just be too much of the goof quotient.” (before putting on the mullet hat)

Baseball Card of the Day

 * Vida Blue: [placeholder]

Player of the Day

 * Takahito Nomura (Not Red Sox)

Album of the Day

 * N/A

Hatter or No-Hatter?

 * Hatter

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