Episode 31

Date
Saturday, 4/25/2020, 3:00 pm Length: 3:58:40

Title
The Day That Kitchen Sink II Went On And On Until It Became The Longest Episode In Stretch History And Flirted With Facebook’s Four-Hour Cutoff Limit As Mary Wore Many Hats And Led A Grease Singalong

Link
Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/703762667095978

Noteworthy Details
Special Episode Location: Living Room Secret Surprise Special Guest: N/A

Summary
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Episode Description

 * Kitchen Sink

Quotes and Taglines:

 * “I’m not gonna, like, play them all at 200 beats per minute and just rush through and do a rapid-fire medley. We’ll be able to enjoy them and sing along and reminisce about all the dumb songs you guys like. It’ll be great fun.”
 * “I had 23 hours to learn this song. Did I learn it? Nope!”
 * “I am not exaggerating when I say that my love of and ability to play dumb pop songs is more informed by my experience as a child roller-skating and watching the Muppets than by anything else. That is a true story.”
 * “We run the entire alphabet of classic rock, everything from AC/DC all the way to Aerosmith.” (on auditioning to be the Boston Bruins’ organist and someone from the Bruins trying to give him a taste of their fans’ musical tastes)
 * “It’s probably not healthy to watch this all the time.”
 * “Haven’t learned it yet, but I’m gonna play it anyway.”
 * “I don’t choose ‘em, people. I just play ‘em.”
 * “It’s hard enough to make the choices you have to make, like agreeing to play a song by Asia right now.”
 * “Guys, you’ve been waiting 31 episodes for this one. And I promised you it was coming. I warned you. If you need to go get a snack right now, go get a beer, go step outside and get some fresh air, the next 90 seconds or so is a good chance to do that…” (before playing Baby Shark)
 * “Maybe I should talk less and play more.”
 * “That’s all I got for that one. That’s enough, though, isn’t it?”
 * “I’m not in charge, guys. I'm just the jukebox.”

Baseball Card of the Day

 * TBD: [placeholder]

Player of the Day

 * TBD

Album of the Day

 * N/A

Hatter or No-Hatter?

 * TBD

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