Episode 5

Date
Monday, 3/30/2020, 3:00 pm Length: 0:35:53

Title
The Day Josh Made Fun Of Andrew Lloyd Webber And Billy Joel But Still Played Them For People And, Fittingly, Closed With “Closing Time”

Link
Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/10220949403821575

Noteworthy Details
Regular Episode Location: Living Room Secret Surprise Special Guest: N/A

Summary
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Episode Description

 * Dr. Dan Plays Your Wedding
 * On Personal FB Page
 * Puzzle 1 Debuts
 * The Hat Debuts
 * First Feeding America Sign Debuts

Quotes and Taglines:

 * “To whatever extent things are working, that’s (Mary); to whatever extent they’re not working, that’s probably me.”
 * “Eventually I get to the point where I do the Marty DiBergi and say, ‘Enough of my yapping…let’s boogie.’”
 * “Everyone knows how it goes, but do I remember how to play it is the real question.”
 * “I should play the one that I know I know, but what’s the fun in that? No one goes to the circus to see the tightrope walker succeed, right? So instead I’m going to try one that I only maybe barely know…”
 * “That’s the problem, I see these and I’m like, ‘Oh yeah, I love that song. I’ve heard that song a million times, surely I know how to play it,’ and then the moment of truth comes and it’s panic.”
 * “Before I ruin it, we’ll quit while I’m ahead.”
 * “We’ll try it. It’s not gonna be great. You know what it’s gonna be good enough and these days, good enough is good enough. We gotta live that way to a certain extent.”
 * “I feel like I should be able to come up with something and If I can’t, I’m gonna be humiliated. But if I don’t try, I’m gonna be even more humiliated. Except you won’t see that humiliation, but I will feel it.”
 * “I picked the perfect song, but now I gotta remember if I remember it.”
 * “We’ll do it again tomorrow, 3 p.m. Eastern, and the day after that and the day after that and the day after that and God help us all.”

Baseball Card of the Day

 * Rick Burleson: [placeholder]

Player of the Day

 * TBD

Album of the Day

 * N/A

Hatter or No-Hatter?

 * Hatter

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