S2 Episode 9

Date
Friday, 2/5/2021, 6:00 am Length: 0:30:02

Title
The Day The Clock Hit 6 A.M. On Groundhog Day And Josh And Mary Did An Actual 30-Minute Pop-Up Episode During Which Things Started To Feel Oddly Familiar And Time Became Even More Of An Illusion Than Usual

Link
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Noteworthy Details
Special Episode Location: Living Room Secret Surprise Special Guest: n/a

Summary
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Episode Description

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Quotes and Taglines:

 * Conversation:
 * Josh: Hi everybody, how's it goin'?
 * Mary: Hi Josh!
 * Josh: Hey, what's up?
 * Mary: Good mornin' to you.
 * Josh: Good mornin' to you.
 * Mary: How's it goin'?
 * Josh: All right. It's 6 o'clock a.m. You were outside?
 * Mary: I was outside.
 * Josh: What, were you shoveling?
 * Mary: I was shoveling. I was dealing with the ice. There's, like, lots of layers. I'm actually still wet. I left my boots by the door…
 * Josh: Did you have a hat on?
 * Mary: No, I was bareheaded today. Just went out as I am.
 * Josh (in deadpan tone): You went out with a bare head.
 * Conversation:
 * Mary: I bet there's coffee. Did you make coffee?
 * Josh: Yes, I did make coffee. You want to help yourself?
 * Mary: I do want to help myself.
 * Josh: I'm sort of tethered to my post here at the moment.
 * Mary: I'm gonna go get coffee. I'll be right back.
 * Josh: Great. Welcome everybody. It's the 7th-Inning Stretch. Season Two, Episode I don't remember. 6 o'clock a.m. Eastern Standard Time. It's very early in the morning. For some of you it's very, very early in the morning. For some of you it's maybe later; maybe it's the afternoon, maybe it's the evening, maybe in Korea it's the evening time. But we're glad you're here. We're glad we're here. We do this every day. No, we do this every Monday at 3 p.m. Eastern. Sometimes we do it at other times. Sometimes we do it at 6 a.m., apparently.
 * Mary comes back with coffee, offers some to Josh.
 * Josh: Oh, I'm good. I've got some already.
 * Mary (extending mug toward screen): Oh, right. Um, I brought coffee for you guys! Josh, we're live.
 * Josh: We're live, but I don't think you can transmit coffee through the Internet.
 * Conversation:
 * Mary: Josh, if we don't count the time when we did that 1 o'clock show, I think that is the earliest fanfare — or one of the earliest fanfares — that I've ever gotten.
 * Josh: Like when we did the three (shows) in a row at 1 p.m. in late May because I was working the concert at Fenway?
 * Mary (laughing): Oh, we did do that! Is that the one?
 * Josh: Well, 1 p.m. is early, but we did, like, a noon show one time.
 * Mary: Oh, 1 a.m.
 * Josh: Oh, we did a 1 a.m. show one time. You're right.
 * Mary: Didn't we do, like, a Saturday morning early show?
 * Josh: Yeah, we did. I don't think it was this early. I can't keep track of all these things.
 * Mary: I don't under…yeah, time is weird.
 * Josh: But I can tell you right now it's definitely early. Yeah, we don't know what day it is. 'Cause every day is Groundhog Day. It's been like that for months and months and months.
 * Conversation:
 * Josh: Weird, I forgot to put my hat on first thing this morning. I should've slept in it, then I would have remembered to keep it on.
 * Mary: Do you sleep in that hat?
 * Josh: Every day is blursday, someone said. I'm gonna not answer that question on the grounds that my answer may incriminate me.
 * Mary: Do you sleep in that shirt?
 * Josh (sighs): Like, have I ever slept in it?
 * Mary: You know, you don't have to answer that.
 * Josh: Then I'm gonna plead the fifth.
 * "This song is my personal 'I Got You Babe' 'cause it lives rent-free in my head. By the way, the first song we played today was 'I Got You Babe' by Sonny and Cherisse. A lot of people don't know that Cher is short for Cherisse. I don't know that." (on Take Me Out To The Ballgame)
 * "If you see any good ones. You know what I mean, 'good ones,' that's just shorthand for saying, like, 'not bad ones.' Not bad ones, three words; good ones, only two words…shorthand." (on whether Mary should take song requests)
 * "That song is by the Bible, right? The Bible's a good songwriter. Sometimes. There is a time for everything, including a time to be in Groundhog Day and wake up the same time every day and do the exact same thing every day and be stuck here at 6 a.m. playing Sonny and Cher songs all the time…time…time…time…" (on Turn! Turn! Turn!, segueing into Time In A Bottle)
 * "Thirty-minute show…we gotta roll along here. 6:28…holy frijoles!"
 * "I'm gonna close with this one. It's appropriate for Groundhog Day, which I think is today? But I can never remember. Is 'Roll Out The Barrel' the same as the 'Pennsylvania Polka' or is it a different polka altogether?"

Weekly Sponsor and Tagline:

 * The Time Luis Gonzalez Spit Out A Piece Of Gum During A Spring Training Game And Some Guy Picked It Up Off The Dirt And Tried To Sell It On eBay For $10,000: Remember That? That Was Crazy, Right? [same as Episodes 6, 7 and 8]

Baseball Card of the Week

 * Henry Aaron (from Atlanta Police Athletic League special ballpark giveaway set) and Don Sutton (1981 Topps Traded, as a Houston Astro) [former same as Episodes 6, 7 and 8, but latter different]

Player of the Week

 * N/A

Album of the Week

 * John Kiley – Red Sox Organ Music [same as Episodes 6, 7 and 8]

Hatter or No-Hatter?

 * Hatter

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