Episode 28

Date
Wednesday, 4/22/2020, 3:00 pm Length: 1:01:14

Title
The Day Josh Finally Told The Ray Charles Story And, By The Way, Elton John Was Listening On His Lunch Break* (*Not Really, At Least As Far As We Know)

Link
Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/234511454557536

Noteworthy Details
Regular Episode Location: Living Room Secret Surprise Special Guest: N/A

Summary
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Episode Description

 * Elton John Made Up Lyrics

Quotes and Taglines:

 * “I’m getting a tattoo that says, “According to TheBostonCalendar.com, this event does not suck.’”
 * “How many times do I have to lecture you guys about classical music? I’m not good at it. Can I fake it? Maybe.”
 * “That wasn’t great. It was pandemic-level passable.”
 * “Elton John is watching our show?” (In response to Diane P. comment in chat: “Could you please play something by Elton John for my husband and me he’s listening while on his lunch break..” (starts around 18:40))
 * How come you never wrote your own lyrics, Elton? This is a great song even without the lyrics; I’m gonna prove it… // (sung to the tune of Daniel): // Elton John is watching our show // He is on a lunch break just like every average Joe // And Elton is eating ham and cheese // and he is having potato chips with it // But he calls them crisps because he’s British // Elton your sandwich, it is tasting very good // do you still want something to drink // Maybe some lemonade to wash it down…da da da // Elton you’re so cool, having lunch while you’re watching Facebook live // Elton, we love you so much…
 * “I’m very susceptible to reverse psychology.”
 * “What a beautiful song this is...until I start playing it.”
 * “You guys keep getting me distracted. It’s all your fault that this show runs long and you’re still watching.”

Baseball Card of the Day

 * TBD: [placeholder]

Player of the Day

 * TBD

Album of the Day

 * N/A

Hatter or No-Hatter?

 * Hatter

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