Episode 99

Date
Thursday, 7/2/2020, 3:00 pm Length: 1:26:11

Title
The Day It Wasn’t Clear How Far Mary Would Go With 99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall, There Were Less Than 99 Red Balloons And We Sorta Partied Like 1999 (And Ted Allen Of Chopped And Queer Eye Stopped By)

Link
Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/266766314421010

Noteworthy Details
Regular Episode Location: Living Room Secret Surprise Special Guest: Author and Television Personality Ted Allen from Chopped

Summary
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Episode Description

 * 99 Bottles of Beer gets to 78 and then 2
 * Pre-game ritual: High Fives Everyday at 2:58
 * Josh calls Chloe Jr. a Rhinocerous
 * SSSG Ted Allen, from Chopped, interview, full toilet lollipop story
 * Josh appreciates a good piece of toast
 * RPM unplugged the organ to end the show....could this be a lead in?
 * Wicked said for the first time

Quotes and Taglines:

 * “Everyone who lives in Texas or has ever lived in Texas, you know how to do the proper call-and-response to this. It’s not a vocal call-and-response, but you’ll know it when you hear it. And you will do it, because you are compelled by law and by soul.” (on Deep In The Heart Of Texas)
 * “Sorry guys, I’m a little…you know me, I’m flobbled.”
 * “I’ve played this song three or four times on this show and every time I can’t remember how it goes and I have to, like, re-, re-, re-learn it.” (on She Blinded Me With Science)
 * “If, by some chance, it turns out that you know this song, you can sing along. But I’m pretty sure none of you have heard this song before…” (on Dancing Queen)
 * “On the recording, this song is played at 118 beats per minute; I really like playing it at 121. I find it just gives it a little kick … but who am I to question Prince’s production and arranging and tempo decisions?” (on 1999)
 * “Thanks for wearing your mask when you go outside…Carlton Fisk, Nancy Faust bobblehead dolls and all you non-bobblehead, human non-dolls out there.”

Baseball Card of the Day

 * Al Oliver: [placeholder]

Player of the Day

 * Turk Wendell

Album of the Day

 * N/A

Hatter or No-Hatter?

 * No Hatter

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