Appendix M

Date
Monday, 10/19/2020, 3:00 pm Length: 2:10:12

Title
The Day Josh Played Beatles Songs From 1995 And Stevie Wonder Songs From 2020, Handed Out A Voting Fanfare That Led To A Cavalcade Of Voting Fanfares And Didn’t — Repeat, Didn’t — Knock Grandmas

Link
Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/413464332993992

Noteworthy Details
Regular Episode Location: Living Room Secret Surprise Special Guest: N/A

Summary
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Episode Description

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Quotes and Taglines:

 * “Oh, ‘cause it’s Episode M…that’s why people are saying all this ‘M’ stuff. I keep forgetting that every time I say a letter or a number, you guys jump on it and I still don’t understand why.”
 * “Kyle’s here (watching today). Kyle was my intern and then not so many years later, he was my boss — at the library. I think that speaks not only to Kyle’s go-gettitiveness and also simultaneously speaks to my non-gogettitiveness, wouldn’t you say? If somebody’s your intern and then a few years later they’re your boss, doesn’t that tell two stories?”
 * “When Rev. Producer Mary and I come here every Monday at 3 o’clock p.m. Eastern daylight time for approximately 20 to 30 minutes is usually the length of the show, that’s our respite. That when we recharge, refresh, refortify so that we can then spend the rest of our waking hours dealing with hard stuff and have the resolve necessary to do it and to survive it.”
 * “Oh, I’m not supposed to crumple them; I’m supposed to flick them to the wind, right? I think I crumple ‘em when I play them and I flick ‘em when I don’t play them. I think that’s how it’s supposed to be, in my head anyway.” (on sticky note request procedure)
 * “How much longer can I avoid playing all these requests? Do I have any announcements? Hmm, let me look at my sheet here.”
 * (on request for Light My Fire) Josh: “Wesley says ‘That would be cooler if the Doors were good.’ Hey! I thought I was the only one who was allowed to bring that level of musical snark to the proceedings. What do you think, Reverend Producer Mary, are people allowed to talk shit about other peoples’ requests on the chat?” Mary: “I don’t know. It’s our show, but it’s kind of their chat. We just read it.” Josh: “Look…some people like the Doors, some people don’t. It’s fine. It doesn’t matter. If you like ‘em, you like ‘em; that’s great. If you don’t like ‘em, don’t listen. Unless you like hearing weird instrumental ballpark versions, then you can come here.”
 * “Why is this board more crowded? There’s more requests up here than when I complained that there were too many requests up here. What’s going on, guys?”
 * “It’s one of those songs. It’s a groove. It’s contagious. It’s infectious. Contagious and infectious aren’t always good things, though.” (on MMMBop)
 * “Seriously guys, I know I say that sometimes as, like, a joke — like, Oh, I’m never gonna learn that’ — and then, bam, I shock you. I come back a week later and you’re like, ‘Oh my God, he learned it.’ I swear I will never, ever, ever learn that particular Franz Liszt piece.”
 * “Is it the entire 17 minutes, because if so I actually might watch that. Not now. That’d be rude, right, to just start watching old clips of myself during the show?” (on a posted link to Josh playing on Sister Ray as part of a Velvet Underground tribute)
 * “I’ll play this one first and then I’ll butcher that one afterwards.” (on playing 90s Beatles songs Real Love and Free As A Bird)
 * “What other show is gonna bring you Beatles songs from 1995 and Stevie Wonder songs from 2020?”
 * “This is gonna be an adventure. Wish me luck. This could be a train wreck, you guys…” (on Shangri-La)

Baseball Card of the Week

 * Gary Gray: 1982 Fleer

Player of the Week

 * N/A

Album of the Week

 * Stevie Wonder – Hotter Than July

Hatter or No-Hatter?

 * Hatter

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