Episode 81

Date
Sunday, 6/14/2020, 3:00 pm Length: 1:34:32

Title
The Day It Was Avocado Day And Mary Indulged In Some Of Her Guilty Pleasures Like “Nobody,” Moxie And The Hampden Academy Fight Song And Encouraged All Stretchers To Do The Same

Link
Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/270168470998597

Noteworthy Details
Special Episode Location: Blue Room Secret Surprise Special Guest: N/A

Summary
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Episode Description

 * Dream Set with Elephants
 * Fuzzy Avacodos/Sunday Guilty Pleasure Request Special/Small feedingamerica.org sign on small organ
 * John W. 12 game hit streak
 * Laura wins the day/Jessamyn Gets a FanFare
 * Josh does third best Elvis impersonation
 * Chloe Jr. becomes an elephant

Quotes and Taglines:

 * “Oh! Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, YEAH!”
 * “Sorry I’m so chatstracted today, guys. This is, like, a record level of chatstraction.
 * “I’m just not used to coming in cold. I’m making a relief appearance today. Usually I’m more the starting pitcher and then Mary’s the reliever and, you know, ballplayers are creatures of habit, so it’s taking me a little while to (get going)…”
 * “Guys, are you gonna let me play or are you just gonna keep sending in requests? Don’t answer that.”
 * “Mary was the opener rather than the starter. So yeah, we’re using sabermetrics here, guys.”
 * “Oh Mandy, and something and something and something…” (during Mandy by Barry Manilow)
 * “Now I have to read my handwriting, that’s the problem.”
 * “I think I might stop taking requests in a bit. Oh, but then there’s this one…” (RPM)
 * “I’m gonna play this one with the respect and reverence it does not deserve.”
 * “This is not a great song. I mean I’m playing it great, but…”
 * “Steve Dave wants to hear Billy Don’t Be A Hero. This song sucks.”
 * “Sing along, two-year-olds and two-year-olds at heart…”
 * “Seriously, that song needs to be arrested.” (on Love Gun)
 * “This song is also gross, but it’s not, like, criminally gross. If you’re a prude like me, it’s gross.” (on Afternoon Delight)
 * “The verse is not really clicking for me right now — it’s only vaguely there — but I can give you the chorus, unfortunately.”
 * “We’re not gonna do this again, because this was insane. Opening up the floor to guilty pleasures? The dam burst today is what I’m saying.”

Baseball Card of the Day

 * Pumpsie Green: [placeholder]

Player of the Day

 * Lou Lucier

Album of the Day

 * N/A

Hatter or No-Hatter?

 * Hat Not on Set

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